Ok.So i created an account.
Now what do i do?

I mean all the cool kids do this right. So fuckin what.now the whole world can read my thoughts. Whats the big fuckin deal about that?I mean,I'm not exactly shy about speaking my mind,and do I really care about what a 47 year old burnt out hippie in wherever-the-hell-he-lives thinks? All the people who matter to me,know what I think.

I mean, I even know people who do'nt give out their blog adresses. I mean seriously,how retarded is that? Have these people never heard of notepad or word or even faithful dear old diary?

Seriously.WHY DO PEOPLE BLOG?

WHERE HAS THE WORD BLOG COME FROM?

WHY AM I TYPING IN CAPITALS?

Ok. I'm calm now.
The love of my life claims that this is a really smart thing to do. She claims that employers scout out these pages off the net and go through them before offering you a job. YA RIGHT. Now I want to show those guys exactly what i think. Ha. Nope. Never. Nevaaaaah I say. If those guys can't figure out what I'm all about through a 20 min interview and a gruelling written test,I don't deserve them (hehe).(noooooo.i really didn't mean that kind sir,please hire me.oh please please please *in really squeeky voice*)

I know I'm a little late, and the blogging craze has kinda died down, so this makes it a perfect time for me to make my entry.

I know I know. You're wondering why im thinking of even pursuing this activity considering I think its worthless.

I'l tell you why.
Hold your breath.
Wait wait.
Big buildup.
Drum roll..................

1) I need to increase my typing speed.

Ya.Thats pretty much it.

So don't be surprised if you see pages filled with "i love my house" and "my dog is pretty fast" here.

Oh,btw (ya.i just learned what that little abbreviation means)


i love you.
muuaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaaa.only someone who really likes me would be kind enough to read all the shit I'v written. I also assure you that I shall help you waste time in the future too.