I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts!
I'm reading this book by Kurt Vonnegut (thats quite a shitty name btw), and I'm firmly convinced this author is retarded. It has to take someone really special to come up with the ideas he does. His books are badly written (well to begin with, they have sci-fi shit in them), imho, but the ideas behind his books are well, erm, my vocabulary needs improving. His imagination is wild, and some of the stuff he writes about seems way ahead of his time, considering he wrote all this shit in the 60's. I'm really enjoying taking a peek into his twisted little mind, and questioning my own moral stand.
I'm having a lot of fun. or so i'd like to believe. I don't know what it is about mint that is so erotic. chocolate has always been the no. 1 aphrodisiac, but shit, mint???? who wouldve thunk it. and to think of all the times I had wrigleys chewing gum and didn't capitalize on the power of its minty goodness.
hmmm......... gotta make this post funny. thats my thing right? I mean, I see the humour in most things quite easily. hmmmm......fuck. I could make a business out of being funny. I mean, all it will take is my existing (*raises serious doubts in the mind of the author*) knowledge of 'knowledge management' along with successful strategies of implementing it to be profitable while cost cutting at every stage of the value chain while i make someone laugh. low input, maximum output. I could be a millionare. a billionare even. then I'd buy a street-surfing board.
Ok, time for some serious thinking.
Operation - understand nidhaan.
1) likes speed. loves speed.
2) coward by nature.
3) writes stuff like what is mentioned in points 1. and 2. to confuse himself, because it definitely takes some balls to ride/ drive/ walk at high speed. but still fears lizards.
4) is convinced he's the chosen one. like the whole universe exists for him, to train him for something bigger.
5) likes cheap thrills. thrives on them.
why is important to understand oneself?
I don't know.
How will writing down what I already knew help me?
It won't.
c'mon nidhaan, there has to be something to it.....
well, I guess it all comes back to the typing speed issue. I'm increasing my capacity to type more, and thus share great wisdom with all mankind.
why is typing speed so important to you?
as stated earlier, it helps me write more in a shorter duration of time.
and why is that important?
I get more time time to do other random shit.
truly intellectual.
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